You Know You're Pregnant When...

A few weeks ago, a woman posted something on Babycenter called, "You Know You're Pregnant When..." She started with the first "symptom" and the other ladies jumped on the bandwagon, including me! I spent the night crying from laughing so hard at all of the things that the ladies typed out. So I decided to make my own list of things. Here goes...

~You open your legs so that you can bend down to pick something up off the floor. 
~You eat 5 cinnamon rolls and become really sad when your husband wants to eat one.
~You pass gas and have to walk away from your own fart before you pass out.
~You get tired and have to lay down after trying to put on your shoes.
~Your husband has to help you put your pants on.
~You can't see past your stomach.
~You sit and stare at your stomach for five minutes watching the baby kick.
~You go up two cup sizes in your bra in three months.
~You sit down and your boobs sit on your stomach and your stomach sits on your lap.
~You waddle.
~You think about walking up a flight of stairs and you get really tired.
~You have to eat foods that you crave otherwise you get sick.
~Even though you're a meat lover, you can go for a week without eating it.
~The baby moves into a weird position and you sprint to the bathroom hoping that you don't pee on yourself.
~You unbutton your pants when you get into the car.
~You feel that it is necessary to ride the elevator up one floor.
~You consider shaving your stomach. 
~You cook dinner and when it's finally finished, you can't eat it because the sight of it makes you sick. 
~You sit with your legs wide open like a man. 
~The slightest things make you cry. 
~You have a case of the "walking farts."
~All you want is for your husband to spend time with you and snuggle but the second they are in the room with you or touching you, you want to scream.
~Watching the opening scene of Star Trek where the wife is giving birth while Captain Kirk is going to die on the ship is making you bawl your eyes out.
~You locate the bathroom every place you go because you know you'll use it at least once.
~You've had a conversation with your husband and 10 seconds later don't remember a word you said. 
~Your belly looks like a done turkey cause your bellybutton has popped out.
~You wonder when the nesting instinct will kick in because the house is a mess and you don't want to get off the couch.
~Dinner becomes fast food, because it sounds better and requires no effort on your part.